• 14 - 15 year old girls fall in love with 20-something year olds. :P
• The girls’ power comes from nano machines in their blood.
• The one weakness of the nano machines is the Y-chromosome, most commonly found in HUMAN SEMEN.
• And so, the choice is: Either have super strength, healing, agility, endurance and the ability to materialize weapons out of nowhere and cause major terrain damage… or get laid.
• What do you mean that’s not symbolic?!

Oh Dan… xD Hahahaha! xD 

Sorry, bro. :P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! xD

…YET. :P

steeebe:

NO, GWEN, NO, YOU’RE KIND OF REALLY MISSING THE POINT OF MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE.

She is a teacher and thus, I call her sensei [because Otaku, hello… :P].

She said that the school concert was coming up and she needed to put together a dance. But she wanted to do it to new, cool, dance-y music and she called ME, her RJ friend to help. :P

And so, I started compiling a list of 10 songs that she could choose from to make her kids dance to. Here’s the list:

• Crank it up - David Guetta feat. Akon.
• When I grow up - The Pussycat Dolls.
• Desert Rain - Edward Maya feat. Vika Jigulina.
• Mirror Mirror - Sash! feat. Jean Pearl.
• She doesn’t mind - Sean Paul.
• Tonight is the night - Outasight.
• Wild ones - Flo Rida feat. Sia.
• Good feeling - Flo Rida.
• Glad you came - The Wanted.
• Call me maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen.

Do you have ANY IDEA how hard it is to find “dance-y” songs that are modern that are about things other than booze, bitches and booty? MY GOD… =__=

And now, I am gonna be making kids dance to one of those songs? I think I’m going to a special kind of hell… xD

• Ableist.
• “Check your privilege.”

Speaking of tea…