Earn Your Happy Ending.
giantchocolateteddybear:

Moonis the Playa.Such a hit with the ladies. He’s like a woman-magnet. EXTREMELY honest, says whats on his mind, handsome <3, funny, will fuck anyone over for food.He’s also an RJ at a local radio station and from the looks of things, he really likes his job but hates his boss :L

^ THAT IS ALL LIES. EXCEPT FOR THE PARTS THAT SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT ME!

And I am not a ‘woman-magnet’. That is utter fabrication! :| Nor am I a ‘Playa’. :O

The food thing is accurate though. ^^”

giantchocolateteddybear:

Moonis the Playa.
Such a hit with the ladies. He’s like a woman-magnet. 
EXTREMELY honest, says whats on his mind, handsome <3, funny, will fuck anyone over for food.
He’s also an RJ at a local radio station and from the looks of things, he really likes his job but hates his boss :L

^ THAT IS ALL LIES. EXCEPT FOR THE PARTS THAT SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT ME!

And I am not a ‘woman-magnet’. That is utter fabrication! :| Nor am I a ‘Playa’. :O

The food thing is accurate though. ^^”

fuckyeahdinoart:

discoverynews:

Do Intelligent Dinosaurs Really Rule Alien Worlds?

“Asteroids have us in our sight. The dinosaurs didn’t have a space program, so they’re not here to talk about this problem. We are, and we have the power to do something about it.” — Neil DeGrasse Tyson on asteroids, dinosaurs and his new book “Space Chronicles” during an NPR interview.

It sounds like the ultimate science fiction storyline: what if the dinosaurs weren’t wiped-out by an asteroid impact 65 million years ago? Perhaps they’d still be alive today, in an advanced evolutionary state, developing their space program and their own asteroid impact mitigation strategies. Sadly for us, this would have probably meant that mammals wouldn’t have gotten a foothold and the fledgling human race would have become glorified dino-chum.
In new research published in the Journal of the American Chemical Society, the rather outlandish prospect of alien — not terrestrial — dinosaur life is explored by Ronald Breslow. And these dino-aliens (“Dinolians”?) didn’t have the misfortune of being smacked by an asteroid and/or get snuffed out by a volcanic eruption.
But before we get too carried away with thoughts of pirate Velociraptors piloting space shuttles, attacking interplanetary supply ships (too late!), there is actually some scientific reasoning behind this work — even though the “alien dinosaur” conclusion is a bit “iffy.”
keep reading

Extremely relevant article brought to our attention by eveningdreams8

fuckyeahdinoart:

discoverynews:

Do Intelligent Dinosaurs Really Rule Alien Worlds?

“Asteroids have us in our sight. The dinosaurs didn’t have a space program, so they’re not here to talk about this problem. We are, and we have the power to do something about it.” — Neil DeGrasse Tyson on asteroids, dinosaurs and his new book “Space Chronicles” during an NPR interview.

It sounds like the ultimate science fiction storyline: what if the dinosaurs weren’t wiped-out by an asteroid impact 65 million years ago? Perhaps they’d still be alive today, in an advanced evolutionary state, developing their space program and their own asteroid impact mitigation strategies. Sadly for us, this would have probably meant that mammals wouldn’t have gotten a foothold and the fledgling human race would have become glorified dino-chum.

In new research published in the Journal of the American Chemical Society, the rather outlandish prospect of alien — not terrestrial — dinosaur life is explored by Ronald Breslow. And these dino-aliens (“Dinolians”?) didn’t have the misfortune of being smacked by an asteroid and/or get snuffed out by a volcanic eruption.

But before we get too carried away with thoughts of pirate Velociraptors piloting space shuttles, attacking interplanetary supply ships (too late!), there is actually some scientific reasoning behind this work — even though the “alien dinosaur” conclusion is a bit “iffy.”

keep reading

Extremely relevant article brought to our attention by eveningdreams8

List of self-help books I need.
  • How to stop attracting insecure women.
  • How to tell the difference between lust, love and hunger.
  • Why YOLO had to go away.
  • The difference between "Friendly" and "Flirty" for Dummies.
  • "Lesbians are just two women who don’t want you" and other things NOT to say to egocentric men who can beat you to death.
  • The Friendzone: A survivor’s manual.

I made this for my friend Sarvy. Rudimentary photshopping but whatevs&#8230; :P

I made this for my friend Sarvy. Rudimentary photshopping but whatevs… :P

Before Suzanne Collins, “The Hunger Games” was a cool name for dinner every night.

adventureintheunknown:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That&#8217;s SO Dhahau! xD

adventureintheunknown:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That’s SO Dhahau! xD

Say hello to a playlist I have on my iTunes called &#8220;Doing It&#8221;. 
It is for when things go really well and it is time for a showdown in Chinatown, if you know what I mean&#8230; :P

Click through for larger image. :P

Say hello to a playlist I have on my iTunes called “Doing It”. 

It is for when things go really well and it is time for a showdown in Chinatown, if you know what I mean… :P

Click through for larger image. :P

Try to invite a girl out to have a fun, date-like experience with you…

…and she asks if she can bring her crush along too.

On that note, good night, Tumblr.