Earn Your Happy Ending.

What kind of a person would remind their ex that THEY did the dumping? :S

A very low, sick and immature thing to say. Maybe you dumping them SAVED your ex from the disaster that’s YOU… 

Just a thought. :)

A girl’s ex-boyfriend and her boyfriend are trying to be friends and awkwardly attempting to bond on Facebook.

It’s obvious neither of them want to do this.

It is also very obviously entertaining…

How irresponsible and stupid… >__>

How irresponsible and stupid… >__>

My musings have lead me to conclude that some of my friends just attract trouble no matter what they do.

And then they wonder why this shit happens to them… 

fagt0pia:

the-cat-returns:

planetex:

True…………….

Excuse me but I find this to be somewhat offensive. Just because you don’t know how to create and/or maintain platonic relationships between individuals of the opposite does not mean they are impossible. :/

1. this is from a movie
2. no one said it was impossible
3. just shut up.

The IMAGE is from a movie. Not the quote.
It says they WILL fall. Not they MAY or they MIGHT or they COULD. It implies that falling for each other is the only option. Therefore, ‘not-falling’ would be impossible in this situation, now wouldn’t it?
Let me just obey you and stop voicing my own opinion on my own blog… except HOW ABOUT NO? Stop getting butthurt over small things and stop being the fucking internet police. ^^

fagt0pia:

the-cat-returns:

planetex:

True…………….

Excuse me but I find this to be somewhat offensive. Just because you don’t know how to create and/or maintain platonic relationships between individuals of the opposite does not mean they are impossible. :/

1. this is from a movie

2. no one said it was impossible

3. just shut up.

  1. The IMAGE is from a movie. Not the quote.
  2. It says they WILL fall. Not they MAY or they MIGHT or they COULD. It implies that falling for each other is the only option. Therefore, ‘not-falling’ would be impossible in this situation, now wouldn’t it?
  3. Let me just obey you and stop voicing my own opinion on my own blog… except HOW ABOUT NO? Stop getting butthurt over small things and stop being the fucking internet police. ^^
It seems that the universe just dislikes me today.

The station was scheduled to lose power for an hour. Just one hour. 3 - 4PM. The time for my show. And thus, I get screwed.

And I am the ONLY ONE who gets screwed.

FML.

So like…

I have a friend who helps people because he is insecure about how strong his bonds of friendship are.

I guess he feels that way because he generally acts inappropriately around everyone and people’s general reaction to him is, “What the fuck, dude?! >.>”

So he’d wonder if they really disliked him or if it was just disproportionate reactions for comedy’s sake.

Here’s a tip, buddy: STOP BEING A DICK.

Might help.

Drink a bottle of Ribena at work.

Get asked if it’s blood. >__>

YES. YES IT OBVIOUSLY IS. BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS BLOOD IS NOT VISCOUS AND IS SEE-THROUGH AND SMELLS SWEET. =__=

You don’t get to push people away and then wonder why you’re so fucking alone.

Just… No.

mis·er·a·ble/ˈmiz(ə)rəbəl/
Adjective: 
(of a person) Wretchedly unhappy or uncomfortable.
(of a situation or environment) Causing someone to feel wretchedly unhappy or uncomfortable

mis·er·a·ble/ˈmiz(ə)rəbəl/

Adjective:

(of a person) Wretchedly unhappy or uncomfortable.

(of a situation or environment) Causing someone to feel wretchedly unhappy or uncomfortable